Well Baby Check Up

Well someone just had a birthday (besides Jesus)and you know what we do on birthdays? Yup, that's right, we go to the Doctor where they poke and prod and measure and check and discuss development. So here's the report.

Age: 30

Height: 5'7 3/4" and shrinking

Weight: 143.8 and not shrinking

Eating: too much sugar and not enough vegetables ...typical

Sleeping: continues to be a problem -could use about 3 more hours a day to fend off late afternoon fussiness

Cognitive development: declining -definitely something to watch

Reflexes: cat like

Areas of concern: communication -jumbles names together /can't finish sentences. too much screen time. potty training

25 years ago.