1. I spank Duncan.
2. I let Finn sleep on his belly in the morning so I can get a little bit more sleep.
3. I may have cleaned poop off the bathroom floor...not sure how long it had been there.
4. I taught my child how to pick his nose. He wouldn't let ME do it and a I can't stand seeing those boogies in there.
5. I shut my eyes when I brush my teeth. It's a nice break.
6. During my pregnancy I got into the habit of flushing every other time. It just seemed like a waste. (no pun intended)
7. I often forget when I'm watching someone else's child on the playground.
8. I have, on more than one occasion, thrown away tupperware to avoid opening it up and cleaning it out.
9. I sometimes forget to buckle my kids into their car seats and have even forgotten to strap the car seat into the car (twice now).
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